Yes Quite

Enugh They’re Hacking All Around Me!

DiabloFirefly — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 19:54:52 +0000

Sminja (small midget ninja) and I are waiting to be seen by the doctor at the walk in clinic. I’d rather go to my doctor but he’s got a waiting list a mile long. So here we sit with all the friendly Manson-like people who’ve taken to hacking and sneezing all over us. We may have come in with colds but were leaving with some form of ebola to be sure of. Help!

Filed under: Raising Hell

Spring Come Quick

DiabloFirefly — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 15:54:11 +0000

Life of flowers from VOROBYOFF PRODUCTION on Vimeo.

Filed under: Tube Me

The Photographs of Your Junk (will be publicized!)

DiabloFirefly — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 15:52:20 +0000

Filed under: Tube Me

Flu and Death

DiabloFirefly — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 03:13:43 +0000

So if anyone wants the flu, I can and WILL be overjoyed to share it with you. Misery loving company and all that. So I figure if Imma feel like death warmed over let’s spread it around enough for a kickass wake! I may die yet, it just might be the plague.

Symptoms:
Aches, fever, post nasal faucet, puffiness, fat thighs, saggy tits, bloodshot eyes, bad breath, snot.. And lots of it. Coughing, muscle aches, annoying family members, every things louder… Like I can hear your hair growing, I think I grew a penis, bad manners, sneezing so hard while driving to the point of running over joggers, 2 squirrels, and a neighborhood child. (I never really liked the jogger).

So. Who’s in? Who wants to share?

Filed under: IMHO

Smack Him Please

DiabloFirefly — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 12:37:50 +0000

Filed under: Cannon Fodder, Tube Me

Weird Facts #1

DiabloFirefly — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 12:12:34 +0000

In the US women can be arrested for stillbirths and miscarriages. But in 18 states bestiality is legal. That baffles the complete shit outta me.

Filed under: Factoid

Now that’s creepy….

DiabloFirefly — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 10:14:55 +0000

Filed under: Cannon Fodder, Photo

Your time will come grasshopper…

DiabloFirefly — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 12:20:20 +0000

Filed under: Tube Me

Welcoming the New Year 187 Style

DiabloFirefly — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 23:53:05 +0000

First murder of the year? Well be it a murder, home invasion gone wrong, accidental death, suicide, or murder/suicide… It proves that the holidays are officially here. Whatever happened to the days people threw parties, got drunk off their asses, committed adultery and I don’t know photocopied body parts? Seriously people this is no way to greet the New Year.

Filed under: Cannon Fodder

It’s a Must

DiabloFirefly — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 16:01:50 +0000

We’ve had rain and slush for days so it only seems fitting that we now get freezing temps and blasts of snow. I couldn’t have planned it any better. I’m mid move yet again…through the holidays and there must be sub zero temps and enough ice to crack your skull on. These are the rules my dears. I do not make them I simply live, work, and play within their constraints.

If only I could land a kidney infection, and maybe a little pink eye… life would be fuckin’ rockin’

Filed under: IMHO